SubStack SexSlop

I woke up and started having sexy sex with my sex partner Sexer#1, sexing her up from all the different directions. I walk outside to get matcha labubu dubai chocoaolte latte in my beautiful evil city of lasportland newangelas montreyork vegas and get a ding from my phone—it’s Sexer #2 DMing me on Instagram.com. I roll my eyes. FINE, FINE, more sex, I think. I’m all sexed out from yesterdays blog where I sexed one hundred fucking quadrillion fucking people AHHHHHH but I have enough Sexy Sex in me for one more, maybe even 43690934 more.

I have sexy sex with Sexer #2 and sex her left, right, up and down. Once we’re done Sexing I get in my car and drive to another city to sex up Sexer#3 who I matched with on Sexr the Sex app for Sexy Sex. People love to have Sex with me because I Sex and that makes me top Sex commodity.

It’s exhausting and energizing having sexy sex with so many sexers. It’s really great and liberating and also signals the decay of modernity and says a lot about men and women but mostly women and also writing about it is shameful but at least it’s honest, and honesty is always the best policy :)

After going to the coffee shop to type up this SexStackSubSlop for 50-100 likes, which is actually quite good for this app!, a sexy Sexer approaches with a nametag saying Sexer #4 and a porn scene plays out idk just use your imagination I don’t really have the dopamine to write it out but whatever happens is crazy and maybe it happens in the bathroom or the dentists office or something and it’s totally completely inappropriate and nauseating and evil evil EVIL but also liberating freeing and fun and kind of opening people up to being more sex-positive in a way that we all need to feel a little bit less shame about. It also evokes a reaction in you, the reader. Either horniness, moral injury, appreciation, awe, the desire to be emulate this lifestyle, or just a strange implacable knot in the pit of your stomach, something a mix of envy and disgust that ends up not quite being either.

After psychoanalyzing reactions to SubSlopSexStack I look up from my laptop and spot a woman looking at me from the condo across from Sexer#4’s appartment. I astral project into her room and Sexer#5 and I sex left, top left, north-west, south south east, and 163 degrees. The sex is so Sexilicious I sex three times before I sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex AHHHHHHHJHHH and I unhinge my jaw and AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHJAHJAAAHHHHHHHAH AH HAH HHHH AH AHHHHHHH

I warg into a pigeon and start flying over the city, searching for my next target, then I warg from the pigeon through the window into the body of some other guy having sex and then I warg into the woman he’s having sex with then I warg into both of their bodies as they’re both having sex like bran stark from game of thrones and the sexy sex i sex with mysexelf sexes so sex that the sex sexes sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.

sexer#6 comes by and demands sex and I say I can’t I can’t I can’t I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I just can’t I sincerely can’t I don’t have it in me anymore somethings wrong here so so wrong, so so so wrong, so so so wrong and i;m traumatized so so so fucking truamaitzwed at this point and all of this just further truamaitzes me and makes crawl crawl crawl back into myself and makes me hate myself and hate the world and hate that it makes me hate and none of this is right and none of this was supposed to happen or make me feel like this and none of it makes me feel good and none of this is how it’s supposed to be and paradoxically, paradoxically, paradoxically makes me feel more alienated and idiosyncratic and unlike my fellow man and

ungGHHH i say as I have sex fucking and sucking and cucking and slurping and licking and cocking and vaginaing and penis and vagina and ass and boob and foreskin and vulva and uterus and penis and; and testes and sperm and whatever else these crazy kids are into and having sex from the left and the right up and down at a rapid pace and then slow and then I fuck and then I suck and Sexer #7-#43690934 come in and I Sex them all Sexual Style and then every fucking person on the planet walks in and has Sexy Sexy with me and it’s everything, not just Sex but Everything, and we all merge into a singular writhing mass, and then we all become a ball of light and then we dissolve or something yeah sure FUCK IT FUCK IT WE DISsPOLVE AND WE GO SOmEWHERE ELES INTO THRGE DFUCKING SEX PLANE YEAH FUCK IT THE SEXY SEX PLANE I DON’T GFIVE A FUCK, AND THE SEXY SEX PLANE IS WHERE WE FUCK FORTEVER AND WE HAVE SEXYT SEXYT FROM THE LEEFT FROM THE RIGHT UP AND DOWN AND ITS OHRRIBLe ANAD ITS WONDERFJUL AND IT EVERZ^TTHING HYOU EVEER DREAMED AND FEARED ABOUT THE WORLD AND MEN AND WOMEN AND AHHHHHHhhhhHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAHAHJA!!!!!!!! YES YES YES IM THE SEXY SEXER IM THE SEXY SEXER!!!!!!!!!

hey guys im just kidding none of that really happened…………